My nipple is on Facebook.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
accomplished twins. life is a go
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Randomize
