reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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