HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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