There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Randomize