well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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