maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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