i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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