what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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