last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
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He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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