Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
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Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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