You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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