So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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