I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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