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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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