batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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