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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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