oh god the rape fog is back!
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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