the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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