We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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