i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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