I have demons in me.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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