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  Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.

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• (845): View more from New York

  i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart

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• (315): View more from New York

  The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.

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  Bringing families together since 1987

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.

  (925): View more from California

  I'll make missing person signs.

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  You're a good friend.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.

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