Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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