i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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