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You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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