i would punch a child for taco bell
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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