you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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