Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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