If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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