North Korea, Best Korea!
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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