we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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