He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
As shirtless as possible
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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