Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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