Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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