Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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