this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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