i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
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Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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