she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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