I think I just saw someone hide a body.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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