Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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