they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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