That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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