i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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