He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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