Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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