How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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