U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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