this boner is exhausting
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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