I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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