no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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