you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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