She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
