This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I didn't notice because vodka
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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