I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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