I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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