i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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