ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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