She's JV to your varsity
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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