All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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